This is how you write and make your point!
The staff has enough daring,
enough humor; however, this
boss is also funny enough,
but also slick enough. 這個員工夠大膽,也夠幽默,然而,這個老闆也夠滑稽,也夠滑頭。
This employee writes a letter to her boss requesting a salary raise:
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all
need $ome
thing mo$t
de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the
need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o
much$upport including $weat and $ervice to your
company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih
Marian $hih
The next day, she receive a reply from the boss:
Dear
Marian
I kNOw you have been working very
hard.NOwadays,NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company
is NOt
doingNOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours
truly,
Manager
Manager
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